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/pray — HeavenOps Prayer Portal

Welcome, mortal! You have reached the /pray endpoint of Divine DevOps.

Note: Prayers submitted after midnight may be queued until the next celestial deployment window.


For those who prefer earthly channels, you may also Contact the Divine DevOps team directly. Responses may be subject to celestial latency and/or divine spam filtering.

May your builds be blessed and your merge conflicts resolved.



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