Team Lead: “You ignored 1,048,576 warning pings.”
Uriel: “None were marked critical.”
Apathetic, undercaffeinated, and somehow still keeping Heaven’s CI/CD alive.
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Performance Review: Uriel-404
Category: hr-announcements
2025-04-05 00:00:00 -0400
Team Lead: “You ignored 1,048,576 warning pings.”
Uriel: “None were marked critical.”
Apathetic, undercaffeinated, and somehow still keeping Heaven’s CI/CD alive.
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