A firmware rollback leaves St. Peter’s tablet in limbo, with souls stuck in the queue and the trumpet sound replaced by a spinner. Gate personnel scramble for manual overrides and backup scrolls.

📎 Internal Memo — Office of Judgment

Subject: St. Peter’s Tablet Experiencing Sync Delays
From: Records Integrity Division, Cloud Layer 7
To: Gate Personnel, Temporal Intake Clerks, Assigned Daemons

🧾 Summary

Due to a recent firmware rollback (see Incident #777-B: “Unintended Revelation”), St. Peter’s tablet is currently displaying outdated arrival records. Several souls have been erroneously flagged as “Pending Verification” or “Still Earthside,” despite confirmed passage.

⚠️ Known Issues

Latency in soul indexing: Arrival timestamps lagging by up to 36 mortal hours
Missing metadata: Virtue tallies and final confessions not syncing from Earthly Cache
UI glitch: “Trumpet Sounded” status replaced with “Please Wait…” spinner
Autocorrect bug: “Martyr” occasionally rendered as “Meter Maid”

🛠️ Temporary Workaround

Gate personnel should cross-reference arrivals with backup scrolls maintained by the Seraphim Registry (digitized in .scrollx format). For urgent cases, use the “Manual Override” glyph beneath the tablet’s halo port.

📅 Next Steps

Patch 3.16.33 (“Thy Will Be Done”) scheduled for deployment by end of week
Refrain from rebooting the tablet during Judgment Queue hours
Log anomalies in the Book of Slightly Inconvenient Omens

🕊️ Reminder

This is not the first time divine hardware has faltered. See Appendix D: The Great Quill Jam of 1347. Remain patient, remain vigilant, and above all—do not let the souls see the loading screen.

St. Peter’s Tablet Experiencing Sync Delays