🚨 Miracle alert
Adler Hash: 417c0eb4
Incident: Unexpected auto-scaling event at Galilee. Throughput exceeded all forecasts. Immediate review recommended.
Load Test Event — Galilee Cluster
Event ID: MIR-002-FEED
User: Jesus of Nazareth
Resources Supplied: fish: 2, loaves: 5
Expected Throughput: < 10
Actual Throughput: 5000+
System Logs
[INFO] meal.service invoked
[INFO] inventory.assets = [loaves:5, fish:2]
[AUTO-SCALING] ReplicaSet activated
[INFO] meal.nodes provisioned = 5000+
[INFO] leftovers.baskets = 12
Slack Thread
Gabriel
3:32pm
Did anyone check the quota limits?
Michael
3:33pm
Confirmed. No throttling. This is above my pay grade.
Jesus
3:34pm
Just making sure everyone’s fed. 😇
Postmortem: Uriel-404 Commentary
“That cluster scaled way beyond quota.
No provider could explain it. I’m flagging this event as anomalous but beneficial.
S3 full of bread snapshots.”
Status: ✅ Closed
Severity None
Blessed Outcome Crowd fed, bandwidth blessed