God encountered a critical logic error on Day 2. The backup was restored.
/heaven/dev/log: ERROR - Firmament deployed before sky renderer initialized.
God: Rollback to Day 1.
Patch notes included 10 new API endpoints (a.k.a. commandments).
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Divine Rollback: Fixing Genesis
Category: divine-debugging-chronicles
2025-04-03 00:00:00 -0400
God encountered a critical logic error on Day 2. The backup was restored.
/heaven/dev/log: ERROR - Firmament deployed before sky renderer initialized.
God: Rollback to Day 1.
Patch notes included 10 new API endpoints (a.k.a. commandments).
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