Leonardo da Vinci’s unauthorized genius exposes a breach in celestial intelligence containment, forcing HeavenOps to confront the limits of mortal creativity.
ROMSEC (Roman Spiritual Enforcement Commission) audits Yeshua of Nazareth for unauthorized miracles, unregistered messianic claims, and disruption of the Judean belief ecosystem.
An uncredentialed prophet accessed restricted prophecy vaults using deprecated tools and deployed DoctrineOS: Latter-Day Fork without divine approval or attribution. This resulted in a swift legal response from the angelic compliance team.
Proposal to integrate Tartarus, the legacy cosmic containment system, into the Celestial Punishment Framework under the Unified Afterlife Management Initiative (UAMI).
A burning bush disrupts the #prod-ops Slack, sparking divine confusion over permissions, prod access, and the true meaning of root. Moses just wants to file a ticket.
