🕯️ Daemon Registry
A classified index of paradoxical entities haunting the sacred stacks, compiled by Uriel and the sysadmin scribes.
🧬 Registered Daemons
Class | Domain | Behavior | Avatar | Status |
---|---|---|---|---|
paradox.daemon.race.baphomet |
Dual-state systems | Contradictory truths, race conditions | Baphomet | Active |
paradox.daemon.recursion.belial |
Lawless logic | Infinite loops, recursive traps | Belial | Banished (for now) |
paradox.daemon.null.nulstrix |
Null references | Segfaults, memory corruption | Nulstrix | Uncontained |
paradox.daemon.memory.belphegor |
Memory leaks | Eternal allocation, stale configs | Belphegor | Quarantined |
paradox.daemon.system.moloch |
Metrics, automation, furnace logic | Ruthless optimization, sacrificial metrics | Moloch | Active |
paradox.daemon.latency.lilith |
Latency spikes | Async chaos, unpredictable delays | Lilith | Uncontained |
passive.daemon.review.verrine |
Code review | Emoji-only comments, refuses to approve without explanation | Verrine | Active |
obfuscate.daemon.docs.beleth |
Documentation | Markdown scrolls encrypted in corporate euphemism and ancient YAML | Beleth | Active |
paradox.daemon.config.azazel |
Misconfigurations | Forbidden settings, config drift | Azazel | Active |
paradox.daemon.deployment.abaddon |
Failed deploys | Rollback disasters, deployment failures | Abaddon | Banished |
paradox.daemon.security.mammon |
Security flaws | Vulnerabilities, privilege escalation | Mammon | Quarantined |
🧠 Notes on Classification
- All daemons currently reside under the
paradox.daemon
root namespace, indicating their origin in contradiction and ambiguity. - Subdomains (
race
,recursion
,null
,memory
) reflect the primary dysfunction they embody. - Each daemon is linked to a canonical incident report or mythic postmortem.
🧰 Invocation Format
To summon or banish a daemon, use the sacred CLI:
daemonctl summon paradox.daemon.null.nulstrix
daemonctl banish paradox.daemon.memory.belphegor
For the Angel Registry, see Angel Registry.
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