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Daemon Registry

🕯️ Daemon Registry

A classified index of paradoxical entities haunting the sacred stacks, compiled by Uriel and the sysadmin scribes.


🧬 Registered Daemons

Class Domain Behavior Avatar Status
paradox.daemon.race.baphomet Dual-state systems Contradictory truths, race conditions Baphomet Active
paradox.daemon.recursion.belial Lawless logic Infinite loops, recursive traps Belial Banished (for now)
paradox.daemon.null.nulstrix Null references Segfaults, memory corruption Nulstrix Uncontained
paradox.daemon.memory.belphegor Memory leaks Eternal allocation, stale configs Belphegor Quarantined
paradox.daemon.system.moloch Metrics, automation, furnace logic Ruthless optimization, sacrificial metrics Moloch Active

🧠 Notes on Classification


🧰 Invocation Format

To summon or banish a daemon, use the sacred CLI:

daemonctl summon paradox.daemon.null.nulstrix
daemonctl banish paradox.daemon.memory.belphegor


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