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Metatron Incident Report

A running log of all unauthorized API calls, compliance breaches, and incident reviews.

Date Angel Incident Description Status
In the seventh month, on the first day Michael Unscheduled lightning strike Resolved
In the sixth month, on the twenty-eighth day Gabriel Unauthorized blessing deployment Under Review
In the sixth month, on the fifteenth day Uriel API call outside change window Resolved

For full details, see the compliance-logs/ directory.



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