Daemon Ops: Scream Throughput Monitor

#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
use warnings;

# Daemon Ops: Scream Throughput Monitor
my @soul_clusters = qw(Alpha Omega Dissonance Null);
my %scream_log;

foreach my $cluster (@soul_clusters) {
    my $scream_rate = int(rand(666));  # Infernal entropy
    $scream_log{$cluster} = $scream_rate;

    if ($scream_rate < 100) {
        warn "⚠️ Low scream yield in $cluster. Initiate torment recalibration.\n";
    } elsif ($scream_rate > 500) {
        print "🔥 Excessive screams detected in $cluster. Praise the inefficiency.\n";
    } else {
        print "🩸 $cluster scream rate nominal: $scream_rate screams/sec\n";
    }
}

# Ritual logging
open(my $log, '>>', '/var/log/daemon_ops/scream_throughput.log') or die "💀 Log failure: $!";
foreach my $cluster (keys %scream_log) {
    print $log "$cluster:$scream_log{$cluster}\n";
}
close($log);