Spotlight: Gabriel, archangel of alerts and divine messaging, the herald of deployments and guardian of comms. When silence risks disaster, Gabriel ensures the signal is heard.
Filed by the Department of Eternal Competence. All personnel must attend a compulsory seminar on Spreadsheet Ethics, facilitated by Archangel Tabulon. Resistance is noted. Attendance is inevitable.
An introduction to the Office of Judgment, the afterlife's least glamorous celestial agency, where souls are audited with spreadsheets and sticky notes.
Explores the chaotic influence of Belial, the daemon who thrives in environments where logic is twisted, rules are bent, and DevOps descends into lawless improvisation.
